RIDING DIRTY FAIL.

uhh, you can see how nasty we get in the before and afters.
there was a little bit of down time and a little bit of raaaain. but it was still dope! we ate some taco bell, felt lethargic, and started off pa-shy-shy with riding the bikes. i almost died a couple of times because i kept my hand on the throttle. everyone kept screaming at me to let go but man that thing is worth 6000 cookies or something, so if i ruined it, i obviously dont have 6000 cookies to pay for that mess. so i finally fixed my hand and all this grass got stuck. it was so intense. i was all, "dont tell uncle..."

anyway, we split up and rode dirty. we caught sand storms, it was worse if you were in the quads following the leader. then you get random dirt all in your panty-wares and you look like a dirty girl. anyway, some things to remember when being packed is to not be a nasty dead weight, bouncing around like you're some sort of bored sack. you needa be up on that mess, acting like youre riding all big and bad, legs ready for some action, body ready to move for some turns, and looking out constantly for roots. but its pretty hilarious cause there are some long stretches where youre not doing much, and you start contemplating life, thinking about what you ate, how your week went, how your next week is gonna plan out, why ed's cologne smells familiar, what everyone else is doing, how much longer the trail's gonna be, and whether or not you should close your mouth.
oh yeah, always close your mouth. and secure your goggles.
and dont get white goggles. ever. stupid.

oh crap, russians can speak tagalog, its crazy.

k peace.

"we're gonna need 20 dollars supplement fee for averageness"

snap. today was off-roading but it was TEH SUX because i only had so much memory on my camera. becaaaause, i had all of these pictures from desiree's birthda.... ah, i mean graduation bash. tehehehe, OH CHECK IT OUTTTTT.

and dag guyssss, this was an insanely sick slideshow. uhh, i dont have video of eric, dylan, mogey and don. i didnt record them cause i was too busy crying. i didnt like watching it through my baby screen so i wouldnt pay attention and id stop focusing. ahhh and then i didnt have enough memory so it ends abruptly.

anyway, that mess was sick. OKAY LOVE GUYS, LOOOOOVE.

ATM:

some of my current heart songs, cause its nice to tickle your ears with a taste of the familiar.
aaaaand, lol his name is Dave Davison.
im in serious need of a vacation. or at least a day with the true blues, soaking in rays from a reaaaal beach (at sunset til sunset). heen should be coming next week, so that week's gonna be pretty craaazy. we might go all out and stay up til 12 o'clock watching tv, wooooooh! i know, i know, dont fall over...we're crazy.
tomorrow we're gonna ride some quads and maaaybe go off-roading. the quads part should be fun, but im wondering how much down-time theres gonna be with so many of us. i'll probably take some retarded videos to show.

except, i hate my videos. im sad that i get embarrassed after re-watching them.

uh, this isnt real writing. lolsorrylol.

just been busy, yo!

when does it get better?
i'm beyond tired. beyond all things rational.

aint nothin like them

summer nites!!!
haha that song just came on the radio while we driving to bubbies.
its already summertime, cause a day in field sucks your energy like no other. and you cover your arms cause no amount of sunscreen can fix the skin darkness that comes after.
anyway, we were reminiscing bout last summer and almost forgot how crazy dope that mess was!!
heen came about 6-8 times that year, her teacher said so. we went to the beach, I know we did, we had to.
and we planned and planned for our parents' huge anniversary bash. there was many a nights spent @ the parangans house, eating some craaaazy grinds after salsa practice. I miss dante and maritess.
and we went to maui for rj!
we took turns cooking and loved each other. people were always invited and honest about plans. people aren't exactly consistent in that aspect anymore. this is sad, but true. a sad sad truth.
anyway, maui, harharhar.
and then we took hula and we smelled bad and loved it for a moment.
and heen came, we could always count on it.
I keep waiting for her to surprise us with a call to scoop her up, but she's still getting her ducks in line. stupid dux!
I'm blogging from my phone, btw lolol.
oh anyway, summers here, and while we'll try hard to top the last, well... we're all getting pretty old, pretty distant. . ..

jk, new friendships are bein forged (along with alternate friendships LOLOL), and with the start of des' party and the anticipation of HEENS BIG MOVE, wellll..

I can't wait for what's to come
k shut up, mochi ice cream
and twitter lololawllawlawl thanks ram.

oh and haha we're on university ave. um, we never come here. I wonder if they can smell that we're unlettered and ordinary?

=w= COMPLETE

dag yo i finally completed my entire =w= collection. it feels pretty awesome cause i finally put my money where my mouth is. i mean i had all of these burned versions of things etc, but if you love something, you support it whole-heartedly. so along with the latest i got 2 of the old ones i refused to buy... one including maladroit, which i refused to purchase on principle. but my outlook changed and i've decided to give everything and everyone a third chance. anyway, i got the deluxerses of all that exists, and im a huge braggart right now. gagagaga im constantly eating my food then crapping it out, so this is as long-lasting as my money can get. i mean why work two jobs except to have things and be cool?
just kaaaaaying. aye when's gas gonna stop being a little punk and going all up on us, increasing the cost of food and flights and life?
cause i'm mad that i cant share landmarked moments with my most favorite people. im kinda mad that im missing part of my family and i just cant drop a couple hundos to see their smiling faces. im a little peeved i cant cruise to the eighth island to eat cinnamon bagels and be fat and go shopping at 11 at nite. or drive somewhere 'nearby' and not wake up for breakfast and miss a spinach omelette cause someone got to it first. or go to some beachbreak place and have some coffee cake. anyway, i wish i sent all of this love for someones grad, but i'm part failure and part broke--
oh whoa haha really quick, THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED feels like seven and a half different songs and hahaha im like aw man do i like this, yeah i do man. im beginning to love the changes in things and people and songs and things and myself. BUT YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU LOVE IT.
anyway guys,
CONGRATULATIONS
KAHUAPA'ANI.
if i were there, my tears would flow like baby woader. id scream extra loud and make conor oberst masks that no one else would understand. but for myself, i'd wear a tim kasher one, cause we're buds, not exactly one in the same. i'd ask yo gramma to translate a chant into hawaiian and we'd probably get in trouble cause it's borderline inappropriate. and people love you, just not like i do. but you know this; it goes without saying.
oh man there's this song about heart songs omg heart songs.

Jordan, Spiderman, Makalapa, and Why We Bomb.

basically, it's a little bit ridiculous how we have the ability and influence to turn a simple sixth grade graduation into such a production.
and we did, cause we can, and it was pretty amazing, and we were pretty amazing.
cause "amazing" is a synonym for obnoxious, right? . . . jk. we had mind-goggles, and to all other parents, friends, siblings and relatives, we were obnoxious. but it's a thing of borderline jealousy, i believe.
but after other students and teachers saw that we were supporting jordan and were like, "OH OH OH OKAY YOU CAN BE ANNOYING IF YOU WANT, CAUSE JORDAN'S SUPER BOMB, SUPER SPESH."
cause he is, guys.
if you dont know him, you won't understand him. quite literally. he speaks in an entirely different language.
but he's funny and does things to surprise you. and he's been in makalapa for about 17 years, so it's a big deal that he's finally leaving. the picture of his first day in school is still on our refrigerator.

check it--

riiiight?! right?! right, right, right?! RIOT?!
how adorable is that? well he was pretty cute, half-smiling and without the awkwardly manly features he's beginning to develop now, dotdotdot... lol

anyway, so you don't believe me, sonnnny?
you dont believe that we were as obnoxious as i describe us as being? you don't believe that we had the same type of a.d.d.-type feelings we once had in the radford gym during school assemblies? oh ok oh ok oh ok. it's really muggy right now and i dont even want to write a proper blog.
mm, well it's sometimes difficult living among people who make it seem like you're being deprived of the world's enjoyments. i guess we all felt that when it came such accomplishments (because for Jordan, it is), it's important to go MORE OUTER than all out. lol go more outer.

check him out yo, all pissed and stuff.



outside of the school cafeteria with the cutest and tiniest little benches.







(ahhh and there were these four little pumkin cuties that gave jordan a lei and looked super sad that he was leaving. it was either that or they were terrified to go near him after all of his terrorizing. jk, they probably understood him really well.)

me and the graduates. except i dont have one with val.

it looks like we're being loud, but this is a silent picture / walking off campus.

what's ridiculous is how greeeen that second picture is. the weather has been a little crazy, but for the most part, pretty breezy. the sun doesnt set til almost 8 o'clock and this is a big deal guys. big deal. there are extra mosquitos sometimes and sometimes cockroaches crawl up on people that sleep on the ground, i heard.

moving on...



his cake, and looking like grandpa ponciano.


(this ^one^ is dedicated to alona. jordan posing as ponciano, OH NO YOU DONT KNOW.)

aaaaanyway,
this was a super nasty-weather type day. our masks acted as shade for the sun and a shield for the rain. and later as a sweat-soaker from the mugginess we experienced from the clouds' constipation. it held the real rain for later on in the day. during this time we played pin the eyes on spiderman. it sucks to be staring at one idiot spinning and giving it a go . . . so we played it three idiots at a time! oh, we also spinned the same amount as our ages. as was quipped, this is better than spinning our weight.

and even without blindfolds, these guys were honest.
i mean, what genius would get it here.....DESIREE?

or paul--

nice, buddy. really nice.

anyway, here's everyone's mask, with the exception of des' which is still stuck on the tv. if you're wondering whose mask is totally off, it's hazel. she's the best, cause she felt the wooden grains of the door and still proceeded to paste it in a guaranteed-losing spot.

OH WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF SIBLINGS LOLOLOKOKOK.
(I MISS MARK A LOT OMGGGGGGGGG ITS KILLIN ME CAUSE THERE AINT NOTHIN THAT I CAN DOOO...)

(come back already. i swear he's trying to replace you dotdotdot)

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just typical things you do in a radford high school gym, i guess.
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i also forgot to include our group spiderman shot. the one every random person wanted. the ones who didn't even know jordan. weirds.


lmao so hard so hard extra twice right now so hard okay. serious, these shots crack me up because the whole time he was ackin pa-shy-shy. the first shot, he put his hands in his pockets (LMAO @ BARONG TAGALOG LOL), and he dint wanna do the move with the web shots. so he looks like jeffrey a little bit. so we took another shot with the sign and i bet he's smiling. and that sign is dope because someone with too much time on their hands made the " J" with real can caps. idk how. i just dont know how. like he cut them? then he put them back together? they were in groups of four or something. and i thought it was hardcore for it someone to make those things into jacks.

aw maaan, i cant put up all of these other super funny vids. like one i wanted to show was a recording of jordan singing along with his class. he's pretty much just faking the words and looking up and clearing his throat. he cant reach high notes so sometimes you can hear him, he has a distinct sound. lol, anywaaaay, if you care i'll show you later. i'll also show you the webs desiree bought for him, cause those are great. ok this is long HEGHEHGHEGHEGHEGJAJAJAJAJAKEKEKEKEKBYE