25th hour

VH1 decided to be cool for idk how long and is doing this Radiohead marathon. uhhhh, it's so amazing. uhhhhh, i dont even know how to explain it because i'm writing this blog but my eyes and attention are actually on the "there there" video... uhhhhhh, wow. uhhh, this album was beyond me, and everything continues to be. but sometimes there are things that i own and listen to but dont quite appreciate it until much later in life. uhhh, i guess this is another thing i need to revisit. i'm really tired and i feel like ive been awake for 25 hours because i kind of have. uhhhh, my brain isnt functioning that well, and i've taken my third bath. ive decided that im not going to study for tomorrow because it doesnt apply. HAHA! HAHA! it's true. jk, ive decided that i'm going to get married in two years so.... jk.

i guess if i'm already writing a nonsense blog, i should expound on my reasons for sleeping uneasy.

THE THREE WOES
1. Stratus (who even owns these?...), leaking all over the island, overheating and being crappy.
2. Audi, the eptiome of GFN. pretty much wants to kill you by putting itself in reverse when you're clearly trying to drive.
3. Buick. first off, what are three 20-somethings even doing rolling around in a CO's car? a luxury car made for retired 50-somethings? never mind that this thing's a boat, gas-guzzling the 4 bucks i make an hour. how about we discuss how it's now a heated death trap? all 4 windows are shut closed, and as if we didnt have an A/C problem in the first place, it now blows hot air in your face. so youre left there looking forward to the next red light to open the doors just enough to breathe life into your now-warm blood, but not so much that passing cars are able to do damage. oh and how about the fact that while your windows were broken and stuck rolled down overnight, some nasty cats saw this as an invitation to leave their dander-filled nastiness in the cushions of your seat.

but jk, i love suffocating, and i love cats, and i love that when im near them my left eye tears and shuts. but thank goodness i can always breathe through at least one nostril. and seriously, its ok cause i can supplement this one-nostril action by breathing through my mouth. really nice. and lady-like.

UHHHH,
UGGG
UGGGGGHHHHH.

but ok let's just listen real quick--



no one compares.