handsome squidward

im not sure how late i am with this thing, but i finally saw spongebob episode #95, season 5, "the two faces of squidward."

and im a little disturbed, a tad pissed, a whole lot of grossed out, and even after a little bit of time sitting with it, i still got a case of the jibbies.

this is altogether the most messed up and hilarious thing ive ever seen in my entire life...

basically, spongebob breaks squidward's already ugly face, and turns him into handsome squidward. after some time living with it and seeing the horrors of public life, he wants the transformation to turn back, going once again to spongebob to fix what's been done. but after a barrage of door whacks, spongebob further handsomes squidward, creating an ultra-handsome form of squidward. ultra-handsomely-disturbing form. ultra-disgusting-handsomest-extremely-disturbing form. UGHHHH and HAHAHHAHHAHAHA at the same time.

i dont think i laughed intitially. i just screamed in horror. anyway, check him out.



HAHHAHAHA, the twirls and the.. UGHHHHH.
the clothing change, the belt, the leotard, the stitchings of his stockings, the arse chin, the pursed lips, the chest hair, and best/worst of all,

the FOOT-FORM FOR HANDS.

huahuahuahuahuahua

ILIKEIT, i do i do i do i do ido ido ido ido.