Jordan, Spiderman, Makalapa, and Why We Bomb.

basically, it's a little bit ridiculous how we have the ability and influence to turn a simple sixth grade graduation into such a production.
and we did, cause we can, and it was pretty amazing, and we were pretty amazing.
cause "amazing" is a synonym for obnoxious, right? . . . jk. we had mind-goggles, and to all other parents, friends, siblings and relatives, we were obnoxious. but it's a thing of borderline jealousy, i believe.
but after other students and teachers saw that we were supporting jordan and were like, "OH OH OH OKAY YOU CAN BE ANNOYING IF YOU WANT, CAUSE JORDAN'S SUPER BOMB, SUPER SPESH."
cause he is, guys.
if you dont know him, you won't understand him. quite literally. he speaks in an entirely different language.
but he's funny and does things to surprise you. and he's been in makalapa for about 17 years, so it's a big deal that he's finally leaving. the picture of his first day in school is still on our refrigerator.

check it--

riiiight?! right?! right, right, right?! RIOT?!
how adorable is that? well he was pretty cute, half-smiling and without the awkwardly manly features he's beginning to develop now, dotdotdot... lol

anyway, so you don't believe me, sonnnny?
you dont believe that we were as obnoxious as i describe us as being? you don't believe that we had the same type of a.d.d.-type feelings we once had in the radford gym during school assemblies? oh ok oh ok oh ok. it's really muggy right now and i dont even want to write a proper blog.
mm, well it's sometimes difficult living among people who make it seem like you're being deprived of the world's enjoyments. i guess we all felt that when it came such accomplishments (because for Jordan, it is), it's important to go MORE OUTER than all out. lol go more outer.

check him out yo, all pissed and stuff.



outside of the school cafeteria with the cutest and tiniest little benches.







(ahhh and there were these four little pumkin cuties that gave jordan a lei and looked super sad that he was leaving. it was either that or they were terrified to go near him after all of his terrorizing. jk, they probably understood him really well.)

me and the graduates. except i dont have one with val.

it looks like we're being loud, but this is a silent picture / walking off campus.

what's ridiculous is how greeeen that second picture is. the weather has been a little crazy, but for the most part, pretty breezy. the sun doesnt set til almost 8 o'clock and this is a big deal guys. big deal. there are extra mosquitos sometimes and sometimes cockroaches crawl up on people that sleep on the ground, i heard.

moving on...



his cake, and looking like grandpa ponciano.


(this ^one^ is dedicated to alona. jordan posing as ponciano, OH NO YOU DONT KNOW.)

aaaaanyway,
this was a super nasty-weather type day. our masks acted as shade for the sun and a shield for the rain. and later as a sweat-soaker from the mugginess we experienced from the clouds' constipation. it held the real rain for later on in the day. during this time we played pin the eyes on spiderman. it sucks to be staring at one idiot spinning and giving it a go . . . so we played it three idiots at a time! oh, we also spinned the same amount as our ages. as was quipped, this is better than spinning our weight.

and even without blindfolds, these guys were honest.
i mean, what genius would get it here.....DESIREE?

or paul--

nice, buddy. really nice.

anyway, here's everyone's mask, with the exception of des' which is still stuck on the tv. if you're wondering whose mask is totally off, it's hazel. she's the best, cause she felt the wooden grains of the door and still proceeded to paste it in a guaranteed-losing spot.

OH WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF SIBLINGS LOLOLOKOKOK.
(I MISS MARK A LOT OMGGGGGGGGG ITS KILLIN ME CAUSE THERE AINT NOTHIN THAT I CAN DOOO...)

(come back already. i swear he's trying to replace you dotdotdot)

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just typical things you do in a radford high school gym, i guess.
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i also forgot to include our group spiderman shot. the one every random person wanted. the ones who didn't even know jordan. weirds.


lmao so hard so hard extra twice right now so hard okay. serious, these shots crack me up because the whole time he was ackin pa-shy-shy. the first shot, he put his hands in his pockets (LMAO @ BARONG TAGALOG LOL), and he dint wanna do the move with the web shots. so he looks like jeffrey a little bit. so we took another shot with the sign and i bet he's smiling. and that sign is dope because someone with too much time on their hands made the " J" with real can caps. idk how. i just dont know how. like he cut them? then he put them back together? they were in groups of four or something. and i thought it was hardcore for it someone to make those things into jacks.

aw maaan, i cant put up all of these other super funny vids. like one i wanted to show was a recording of jordan singing along with his class. he's pretty much just faking the words and looking up and clearing his throat. he cant reach high notes so sometimes you can hear him, he has a distinct sound. lol, anywaaaay, if you care i'll show you later. i'll also show you the webs desiree bought for him, cause those are great. ok this is long HEGHEHGHEGHEGHEGJAJAJAJAJAKEKEKEKEKBYE