"OH HEY WHATS UP": Installment 1
OH HEY WHAT'S UP, IM MICHAEL CERA. OH YEAH UM WAS BORN IN 1988, AND AM UNCONVENTIONALLY GOOD-LOOKING. YEAH. K.
anyway, i love this guy. i guess i have an often-spoken-of affinity towards those with certain unassuming and understated qualities. i really really really want a boyfriend. i would say i was kidding, but im not. i also wish i were ready and were good for marrying. im not kidding. im soo not kidding.
dkajw'edkw
so yeah, there are these 2 "HOMELESS" people that hang out around the pearlridge area. i call them the "fake homeless couple," which really isn't clever, but it's most accurate. before today, the last i saw them was inside and around down to earth. that's total crap, if you axe me. if you're axeing me, youve gotta be something extra special to shop there. i mean, youve surely got some special standards to be dropping a good amount of money on all that amazing stuff. as for me, i can afford about a pound of granola every 3 months, which is the exact reason why i've begun sneaking handfuls from janelle's stash. JAYKAY! anyway, today i see the man of the fake homeless couple with his usual sign (probably written on a piece of cardboard he ripped off from the box of his new plasma TV), and what do i see next to his nice back-pack? a cinnabon box. that got me heated cause im all, maaan i cant even afford a 5 dollar box of moist and gooey goodness.
so that was today's rant cause yeah, i once saw the same fake homeless couple with those poles with the net at the end, supposedly raising money for something. maaaan.
and now, the brag of the day has to do with my success in riding and driving a quad. thanks to edmond, aka maui, bka the best teach ever, i got up to third gear! third gear! this is a big deal, guys. i didnt bring my camera to the pineapple field, but the view was breathtaking, and the experience remains unmatched.
but here are some pictures of the other guys getting all reaaady while we lean on the trucks acting like we're doing something.
anyway, i love this guy. i guess i have an often-spoken-of affinity towards those with certain unassuming and understated qualities. i really really really want a boyfriend. i would say i was kidding, but im not. i also wish i were ready and were good for marrying. im not kidding. im soo not kidding.
dkajw'edkw
so yeah, there are these 2 "HOMELESS" people that hang out around the pearlridge area. i call them the "fake homeless couple," which really isn't clever, but it's most accurate. before today, the last i saw them was inside and around down to earth. that's total crap, if you axe me. if you're axeing me, youve gotta be something extra special to shop there. i mean, youve surely got some special standards to be dropping a good amount of money on all that amazing stuff. as for me, i can afford about a pound of granola every 3 months, which is the exact reason why i've begun sneaking handfuls from janelle's stash. JAYKAY! anyway, today i see the man of the fake homeless couple with his usual sign (probably written on a piece of cardboard he ripped off from the box of his new plasma TV), and what do i see next to his nice back-pack? a cinnabon box. that got me heated cause im all, maaan i cant even afford a 5 dollar box of moist and gooey goodness.
so that was today's rant cause yeah, i once saw the same fake homeless couple with those poles with the net at the end, supposedly raising money for something. maaaan.
and now, the brag of the day has to do with my success in riding and driving a quad. thanks to edmond, aka maui, bka the best teach ever, i got up to third gear! third gear! this is a big deal, guys. i didnt bring my camera to the pineapple field, but the view was breathtaking, and the experience remains unmatched.
but here are some pictures of the other guys getting all reaaady while we lean on the trucks acting like we're doing something.
MY HELMEEEETTTT.
My Pickle.
DIRT SHOES, YOU HAVE NO IDEAAA.
My Teeth.
My Friends.
Turbo-Jan/Jan-Soon.
My Pakistani.
2 comments:
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dude you guys are so hardcore!!! I love local people. they don't do doze here. wouldn't dare you know, wouldn't dare. but you guys, duuuude rockin the four wheeling in pineapple fields. dirt shoes is proof!!! Oh yeah, and your helmet= DOOOPE!!!
yes, that michael kid is indeed a cutie. the way he is, and the way he looks as well. he's a hebrew guy too, so that's cool.
OHHHH i see, you want a boyfriend because you want to see me punch a guy in the face? ohh ok hahahahaha
well all you had to do was say so, good idea mang, good idea, i think i should fight someone, you know, just once.
i'd just give that fake homeless couple a fishing pole and a box of matches. and instructions on how to fish.
ps: I'd just like to say again how awesome your helmet is. coupled with your hair. your bangs are bangin' like, well, like bongos I suppose.
love
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